It's not me

Well things have been interesting around here since we got a new dog. Usually when something stinks we blame it on B who has just recently been potty trained. The other day we were all sitting in the family room watching tv when a nice rosy smell made its way around the room. Everyone started asking what the smell was and where it was coming from. B stood up and matter of factly declared "It's not me!!" And for once he was right. It was the dog who had decided to use the area rug in the front room instead of going outside. Let this serve as a lesson to all of you readers who do not currently own a pet. Don't get one!!